Amusement

If I self amuse myself is that amusturbation?

Box peeve

Pet Peeve - getting a 3 inch product in an 18 inch or larger box. Really? You can't just use a padded envelope? I think this should be called a man's pants theory. You figure it out.

Robin Eggs

So we were driving along and see a VW Bug that is robin egg blue. I started thinking, what do they eat that makes them pop out an egg with a blue shell? They are brown little birds with red chests. Wouldn't a colored shell egg be more appropriate for say, a parrot?

Sacreligious

So we are at Christmas Eve candlelight service and I am having flashbacks to the 80's rock concerts I attended, with  lighters flying high and I have the urge to yell at the end of Silent Night, "JESUS ROCKS"....

The hold cats have over people

Why do people feel the need to get cats out of trees? They got up there; they can get down. Have you EVER seen a cat skeleton in a tree? I didn't think so.

Faces

Why is it when we are sad, our muscles automatically pull down and when we are happy they lift up? Happy towards heaven, sad as Hell? What if you were facially emotionally dyslexic; would you smile when you were sad and frown when you are happy? I imagine there is some sort of disorder out there like that. Just wondering.

Funny thing

I was inputting information and I found it funny that a massage club is on Wesson Dr.   You know...like the oil?