Amusement

If I self amuse myself is that amusturbation?

Box peeve

Pet Peeve - getting a 3 inch product in an 18 inch or larger box. Really? You can't just use a padded envelope? I think this should be called a man's pants theory. You figure it out.

Robin Eggs

So we were driving along and see a VW Bug that is robin egg blue. I started thinking, what do they eat that makes them pop out an egg with a blue shell? They are brown little birds with red chests. Wouldn't a colored shell egg be more appropriate for say, a parrot?