Sacreligious

So we are at Christmas Eve candlelight service and I am having flashbacks to the 80's rock concerts I attended, with  lighters flying high and I have the urge to yell at the end of Silent Night, "JESUS ROCKS"....

The hold cats have over people

Why do people feel the need to get cats out of trees? They got up there; they can get down. Have you EVER seen a cat skeleton in a tree? I didn't think so.