Sacreligious

So we are at Christmas Eve candlelight service and I am having flashbacks to the 80's rock concerts I attended, with  lighters flying high and I have the urge to yell at the end of Silent Night, "JESUS ROCKS"....

The hold cats have over people

Why do people feel the need to get cats out of trees? They got up there; they can get down. Have you EVER seen a cat skeleton in a tree? I didn't think so.

Faces

Why is it when we are sad, our muscles automatically pull down and when we are happy they lift up? Happy towards heaven, sad as Hell? What if you were facially emotionally dyslexic; would you smile when you were sad and frown when you are happy? I imagine there is some sort of disorder out there like that. Just wondering.

Funny thing

I was inputting information and I found it funny that a massage club is on Wesson Dr.   You know...like the oil?

Aging and such

So I look in the mirror and think, "Hey, I look about 30-something." And then I put on my glasses. Damn. I look better fuzzy.

And finally a product that covers my puberty and aging issues all at the same time: a blemish wrinkle cream. Thank you Neutrogena from those of us who never made it out of puberty but still seemed to age.

Two shows into one...

My daughter and I were watching "Bait Car".... the show where the idiots take the car that is left with the keys in it, the door wide open and then try and say a friend told them to repark the car...etc.

What if they combined "Cash Cab" with "Bait Car"?

The thief gets in the car, the doors auto lock and the ceiling lights up like a disco floor and a voice comes over a speaker...." So thief... your ride to the police station is 12 blocks. Answer these trivia questions correctly to get out of jail free! Question one - how much jail time does grand theft auto carry?"
Just a thought that popped into my head....